1. hiptoyourjive:

    atheists are the only people who have to explain their beliefs. If you don’t need proof to believe in your god then I don’t need proof to believe in the absence of one

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    1. Tumblr: I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo
     

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  7. casualcynic:

    So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

    This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

    …you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

    (via sexpensive)

     

  8. bitemehere-touchmethere:

    ent3rshikari:

    dingirrr:

    itsthebucket:

    hnngh

    oh my god

    oh god please

    this is my favourite position omfg

    (Source: unicornkween, via sassylittlesatan)

     

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  10. maxterbate:

    maxterbate:

    Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

    Free chocolate milk for everyone

    imagei have just been informed on this

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  13. satans-fabulous-blog:

    morphingly:

    brightredkettle:

    are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

    with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

    That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

    (via sassylittlesatan)

     

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